State of the art.

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Bit of a disappointing thing to do, but here goes starting a write up with a definition;

Oxford Dictionary - CHARADE - definition

An absurd pretence intended to create a pleasant or respectable appearance. 

With that out of the way let me show you a glorious Facebook marketplace listing...

http://www.cornerstories.au

I've tried to avoid writing about marketplace listings but I can only hold out for so long. Therefore, low res imagery, 80's u-plates, rusty shit box and a description so minimal I can pen my speculation, a perfect precedent.

http://www.cornerstories.au

Straight out the cereal box this toy masquerading as a cool car sits atop factory (12inch?) tri spokes. No doubt they have some stupid PCD making them coveted unobtainium to a niche group with less members than Hamas.

http://www.cornerstories.au

The rear features a faded turbo decal to let you know it has a 50% increased chance of a vacuum leak at any given time. Unpainted black bumpers with a red strip to broadcast your virginity status. And lastly a decrepit plate with the former entry code to Iran's nuclear enrichment plant.

http://www.cornerstories.au

 No faith, pop the hood.

http://www.cornerstories.au
Okay so now you will need faith, may I suggest Islam.

http://www.cornerstories.au

 

A charged three banger. This is what it would have looked like if it got a tickle during the naughties:  

http://www.cornerstories.au

It turns out a later model Charade got a DOHC 3 banger that kinda looks like the runt of a 4AGE litter...

http://www.cornerstories.au

The interior is an attempt to copy a Peugeot 205 GTI but given how bland the exterior is I quite like it.

http://www.cornerstories.au

http://www.cornerstories.au

I think it would be cool to break up the red by swapping out the knackered front seats for some blue ones out of a Nissan Exa Turbo.

http://www.cornerstories.au 

Anyway I intended to scroll FB marketplace, trying to find a big cheap Persian rug on my lunch break but wrote this instead. Hope you enjoyed it.

    

Adelaide based. No real consistency just yarns, plain and simple.

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