Street Sighting ~ Dodge Challenger

Something a little different, American - powa~fall

Eye candy for all the wrong reasons. A fantastic spot by Ziggy as we waited for our Afghan breakfast to be ready.

I think context is so much of what makes being a human fun. The fact you can decode and comprehend things with bigger vision. My favourite kind of jokes are the ones my friends make in the moment. You can almost feel their brains go into overdrive as they land a statement built on the occasional throwback, situational context, immaculate timing, all resulting in anything from a smirk, giggle or painful cackle. 

This Challenger had a similar feel. In the car park at Coles or Woolies and I doubt I'd've written about it. In front of the porno shop, staunched out in cherry red, different story.

I could type up some stuff like, V8, over 4hundred ponies, remote start, n'more, but the attraction was when the owner was on the scene. After probably watching us on the cameras for a minute he decided to come out and spit some pride.

Good bloke who loved to tell us about how much money he spends and how profitable the porn game is, although I reckon a closer look at his book keeping versus people going in & out might raise some questions.

Sextasy.

He liked to joke that his boy was already laying claim to his hot ride before he was even in the ground. The son just looked me in the eye with a naughty smile you'd expect from a porn dealer.

Keys in hand (it uses a remote), I'd love to give the Dodgy Challenger a rip around the Pooraka indusso, channeling the energy of a 2002 Iraq draft pick, all whilst Eminem's Business drowns out police sirens with police sirens. And I know you’re thinking straight line car, but I can tell you the only straight lines this thing sees are ones cut with an Amex card.